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YOU BET YOUR ASS THOSE ARE NECTARINES IN THEREYEAH THATS CRAZY, CRAZY FUCKING DELICIOUS
Sep 26, '14

Summer is winding down but there’s still some sweet produce left out there. Go grab some goddamn nectarines and make this pasta while you still can, before all-pumpkin-everything season starts.

 

SO DAMN GOODYOU SHOULD CHARGE YOUR FRIENDS A COVER
Aug 15, '14

There’s nothing wrong with a cold beer on a hot day but sometimes you’ve got to change shit up. Don’t let summer slip by without sipping on this refreshing son of a bitch. Plums, plucots, pluots, use whatthefuckever you can find. Any of these sweet ass stone fruits will work. Level up your libations, motherfucker. 

IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADASAND MOTHERFUCKING HOMEMADE ICE CREAM
Jul 18, '14

Starting to feel like ninety one thousand damn degrees outside? We got you. Chill the fuck out with a big ass cup of this tropical treat. All you need are five fucking ingredients and a blender. You should be able to handle that shit even if it feels like the world is melting.

 

SWITCH UP YOUR SALAD GAME WITH THIS CHICKPEA TABBOULEHOR THROW IT IN SOME MOTHERFUCKING PITA BREAD AND CALL THAT SHIT A SANDWICH
Jul 06, '14

All the fresh herbs piled in here make this a choice dish for spring. If you know how to mash and chop, then this fucker is basically already made. YOU. GOT. THIS.

This recipe is straight out of new The VB6 Cookbook by Mark Bittman. Share this post and your name will be entered in a random drawing for a chance to win a copy of the book. Winners will be selected Friday May 9th and if your name gets picked, we’ll contact you for your mailing address. And don’t worry, we aren’t just giving away one book, we’re giving away FIVE. So why the fuck are you still reading about it? Share this deliciousness and you’re entered to win.

SPRING IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERSGET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN ASPARAGUS. SO WHAT IF IT GIVES YOUR PEE EXTRA FUNK, WHO THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS WITH THAT?
Apr 15, '14

Asparagus is a solid stand-alone veggie with all its vitamin K and folate but paired with this creamy risotto? . HOT DAMN It takes this spring to another level.

DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH SOME SORRY ASS TEN DOLLAR TAKE-OUT COOK UP A BIG BOWL OFWINTER VEGETABLE STIR FRY
Jan 31, '14
Today marks the beginning of the Lunar New Year, so what the hell are you cooking up? Grubbing on long noodles is believed to add longevity to your life and you’re going to need the extra luck to offset whatever dumbass plans you have with fireworks later. The fennel and ginger in here do fucking wonders for your digestion, there’s no celebration required to work those into your diet. So this year take control of your plate and leave the fireworks to the pros.
HOLY FROSTED FUCK IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. THAW OUT YOUR TASTEBUDS WITH SOMEROASTED TOMATO SOUPAND ADD SOME FUCKING FLAVOR
Jan 10, '14
It’s below freezing and you’ve been walking through people’s goddamn cough clouds all day. At this point, soup is fucking inevitable but don’t grab some condensed crap. Your body needs some vitamins, not a shitload of sodium. Roast up this bad motherfucker and elevate your soup game.
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