We gathered up our fav holiday recipes across our site and books to help you maximize your feast without any beasts. If you already own our books, fuckin great for you. If you don't have our books please get your shit together and join the rest of us in the 21st century. You could grab a copy for your equally kitchen incompetent family and friends, ya know being the holidays and all.
SOUP IS JUST A BELLY SWEATER
You can get your pumpkin spice fix without fucking up a perfectly good cup of coffee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah all you banh mi purists WE KNOW this is far from traditional BUT our version of this Vietnamese classic is so goddamn good that it might just ruin all future sandwiches for you. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles. Unless you’re a climate change denier then you can go eat a big bowl of dicks.
The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.
Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP.