Red Pepper Sauce
Potatoes are just a suggestion cuz they're an easy party snack but this sauce is dope on almost everything. Spread it on a sandwich, serve it with some raw veggies, bread, whatever you’ve got. It will improve some of the lamest parties just by being there. Ya know, kinda like you.
Every holiday season someone brings a dry ass veggie platter with ranch to an office party. Sad. But you'd never bring that to a party. Hell no, cuz you'd chop your own veggies and serve this simple as fuck tahini to your friends and coworkers AND YOUR BOSS WOULD BE SO IMPRESSED YOU'D GET PROMOTED AND NOW YOU HAVE A CORNER OFFICE ALL THANKS TO SAUCE.
THIS FLU SEASON AIN'T FUCKIN AROUND AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER which is why you need a big bowl of our roasted tomato soup bc that canned soup ain't nothin but spoonfuls of sodium.
As we do every holiday season we put together this dope database of recipes from our site and books to help you survive the season. If you already got our books, you're probably a well-adjusted and beautiful person. If you don't have our books please GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER and join the rest of us in the 21st century. ALSO you could grab a copy for your equally kitchen incompetent family and friends, ya know... being the holidays and all. SPREAD JOY, USE FOOD.
into your bourbon
EAT A FUCKIN SALAD
Why the fuck does every recipe with "California" in the title really just somethin with avocado added? CALIFORNIA DOESN'T TASTE LIKE AVOCADOS. It tastes like sunshine and unreasonable rent.
Doesn't matter how much money you got in the bank or what you've got parked in the garage BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEMADE FUDGE CHILLIN IN YOUR FRIDGE YOU'RE NOT LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE