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SLURP UP SOME
SPAGHETTI Os

You can still eat like a kid because

NOSTALGIA ISN'T JUST FOR SHITTY MUSIC

GRAB SUMMER BY THE BUNS

In case you haven’t been outside lately, summer is here with a goddamn vengeance. Which means it’s burger season. But don’t fire up that rusty ass grill, you’re probably outta propane anyways. Instead kick it in the kitchen and bake these burgers.

Earl Grey French Toast

Don't settle for a boring breakfast. You deserve a better start to your day and this tea steeped toast is gonna get you noshing like nobility. 

CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE NEVER TASTED SO DAMN GOOD

Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because somethings old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.

Chexish Mix

No party, game night, or chill sesh is complete without this snacking staple. Our recipe is half the fat and waaayyyy less sodium than the OG version so you can munch away without feeling gut guilt. 

Baked Onion Rings

You need more onion rings in your life but nobody likes being assaulted by hot oil popping outta the skillet. Simple and healthier solution, bake those bitches. 

COME TOGETHER
TEAR SHIT APART

This recipe has everything:

bread, roasted garlic.

FUCKING EVERYTHING. 

Chickpea and Dumpling Soup

The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.

You can listen to episode 202 in all it's glory for free HERE and enjoy the featured recipe for Chickpea and Dumpling Soup from our first cookbook Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a Fuck below.

Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP. 

Citrus Poppy Seed Cookies

Everything is exhausting right now but chin up bitches bc COOKIES. These citrus poppy seed cookies are a refreshing summer snack for beating the heat or trying to ignore the headlines.

Mango Chia Lime Pops

ANYBODY WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT POPSICLES FOR BREAKFAST CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF BC THESE FROSTY BOYS HAVE NO ADDED SUGAR SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A SMOOTHIE CHECKMATE BITCH

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