It's that time of year when it's pumpkin spiced everything but you need somethin heartier than a goddamn latte.
Everything is exhausting right now but chin up bitches bc COOKIES. These citrus poppy seed cookies are a refreshing summer snack for beating the heat or trying to ignore the headlines.
SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles. Unless you’re a climate change denier then you can go eat a big bowl of dicks.
Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because somethings old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
No party, game night, or chill sesh is complete without this snacking staple. Our recipe is half the fat and waaayyyy less sodium than the OG version so you can munch away without feeling gut guilt.
You need more onion rings in your life but nobody likes being assaulted by hot oil popping outta the skillet. Simple and healthier solution, bake those bitches.
TEAR SHIT APART
This recipe has everything:
bread, roasted garlic.
The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.
Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP.
Don't settle for a boring breakfast. You deserve a better start to your day and this tea steeped toast is gonna get you noshing like nobility.
In case you haven’t been outside lately, summer is here with a goddamn vengeance. Which means it’s burger season. But don’t fire up that rusty ass grill, you’re probably outta propane anyways. Instead kick it in the kitchen and bake these burgers.