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Tex-Mex
Queso

Michelle stopped by Hollywood Today Live to whip up some

nachos with Tex-Mex Queso from TK3: Fast as F*ck, you can

check that shit out HERE.

SLURP UP SOME
SPAGHETTI Os

You can still eat like a kid because

NOSTALGIA ISN'T JUST FOR SHITTY MUSIC

Baked Onion Rings

You need more onion rings in your life but nobody likes being assaulted by hot oil popping outta the skillet. Simple and healthier solution, bake those bitches. 

BLACK SESAME COLD NOODLES WITH SPRING VEGGIES

SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles. Unless you’re a climate change denier then you can go eat a big bowl of dicks.

Chexish Mix

No party, game night, or chill sesh is complete without this snacking staple. Our recipe is half the fat and waaayyyy less sodium than the OG version so you can munch away without feeling gut guilt. 

CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE NEVER TASTED SO DAMN GOOD

Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because somethings old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.

Chickpea and Dumpling Soup

The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.

You can listen to episode 202 in all it's glory for free HERE and enjoy the featured recipe for Chickpea and Dumpling Soup from our first cookbook Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a Fuck below.

Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP. 

COME TOGETHER
TEAR SHIT APART

This recipe has everything:

bread, roasted garlic.

FUCKING EVERYTHING. 

Cremini Gravy

We don't need to sell y'all on gravy. This shit sells itself. Gravy is king of the holiday foods but great year-round on biscuits with some wilted greens. If you're lazy, just pour it on some toast. You can add gravy to just about anything and it's an upgrade. Pour some gravy on your resume. Pour it on your marriage. Try some gravy on your President. INSTANT UPGRADE. IT'S ALL GRAVY BABY.

Strawberry
Rosé Pancakes

Anyone who wakes up early on a weekend to go wait in a brunch line for an hour only to order pancakes is weak. Instead of spending stacks, stay home and make your own.

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