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BEASTLESS
FEASTS
Nov 17, '17

We gathered up our fav holiday recipes across our site and books to help you maximize your feast without any beasts. If you already own our books, fuckin great for you. If you don't have our books please get your shit together and join the rest of us in the 21st century. You could grab a copy for your equally kitchen incompetent family and friends, ya know being the holidays and all.

Red Curry
Noodles
Oct 23, '17

SOUP IS JUST A BELLY SWEATER

Pumpkin French Toast Casserole
Oct 06, '17

You can get your pumpkin spice fix without fucking up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

Jackfruit
Banh Mi
Sep 22, '17

Yeah, yeah, yeah all you banh mi purists WE KNOW this is far from traditional BUT our version of this Vietnamese classic is so goddamn good that it might just ruin all future sandwiches for you. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

BLACK SESAME COLD NOODLES WITH SPRING VEGGIES
May 12, '17

SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles. Unless you’re a climate change denier then you can go eat a big bowl of dicks.

Chickpea and Dumpling Soup
Mar 15, '17

The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.

You can listen to episode 202 in all it's glory for free HERE and enjoy the featured recipe for Chickpea and Dumpling Soup from our first cookbook Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a Fuck below.

Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP. 

Tex-Mex
Queso
Feb 03, '17

Michelle stopped by Hollywood Today Live to whip up some

nachos with Tex-Mex Queso from TK3: Fast as F*ck, you can

check that shit out HERE.

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