You can still eat like a kid because
NOSTALGIA ISN'T JUST FOR SHITTY MUSIC
In case you haven’t been outside lately, summer is here with a goddamn vengeance. Which means it’s burger season. But don’t fire up that rusty ass grill, you’re probably outta propane anyways. Instead kick it in the kitchen and bake these burgers.
Don't settle for a boring breakfast. You deserve a better start to your day and this tea steeped toast is gonna get you noshing like nobility.
Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because somethings old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
No party, game night, or chill sesh is complete without this snacking staple. Our recipe is half the fat and waaayyyy less sodium than the OG version so you can munch away without feeling gut guilt.
You need more onion rings in your life but nobody likes being assaulted by hot oil popping outta the skillet. Simple and healthier solution, bake those bitches.
TEAR SHIT APART
This recipe has everything:
bread, roasted garlic.
The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.
Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP.
Everything is exhausting right now but chin up bitches bc COOKIES. These citrus poppy seed cookies are a refreshing summer snack for beating the heat or trying to ignore the headlines.
ANYBODY WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT POPSICLES FOR BREAKFAST CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF BC THESE FROSTY BOYS HAVE NO ADDED SUGAR SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A SMOOTHIE CHECKMATE BITCH