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SWITCH UP YOUR SALAD GAME WITH THIS CHICKPEA TABBOULEHOR THROW IT IN SOME MOTHERFUCKING PITA BREAD AND CALL THAT SHIT A SANDWICH
Jul 06, '14

All the fresh herbs piled in here make this a choice dish for spring. If you know how to mash and chop, then this fucker is basically already made. YOU. GOT. THIS.

This recipe is straight out of new The VB6 Cookbook by Mark Bittman. Share this post and your name will be entered in a random drawing for a chance to win a copy of the book. Winners will be selected Friday May 9th and if your name gets picked, we’ll contact you for your mailing address. And don’t worry, we aren’t just giving away one book, we’re giving away FIVE. So why the fuck are you still reading about it? Share this deliciousness and you’re entered to win.

SPRING IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERSGET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN ASPARAGUS. SO WHAT IF IT GIVES YOUR PEE EXTRA FUNK, WHO THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS WITH THAT?
Apr 15, '14

Asparagus is a solid stand-alone veggie with all its vitamin K and folate but paired with this creamy risotto? . HOT DAMN It takes this spring to another level.

DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH SOME SORRY ASS TEN DOLLAR TAKE-OUT COOK UP A BIG BOWL OFWINTER VEGETABLE STIR FRY
Jan 31, '14
Today marks the beginning of the Lunar New Year, so what the hell are you cooking up? Grubbing on long noodles is believed to add longevity to your life and you’re going to need the extra luck to offset whatever dumbass plans you have with fireworks later. The fennel and ginger in here do fucking wonders for your digestion, there’s no celebration required to work those into your diet. So this year take control of your plate and leave the fireworks to the pros.
HOLY FROSTED FUCK IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. THAW OUT YOUR TASTEBUDS WITH SOMEROASTED TOMATO SOUPAND ADD SOME FUCKING FLAVOR
Jan 10, '14
It’s below freezing and you’ve been walking through people’s goddamn cough clouds all day. At this point, soup is fucking inevitable but don’t grab some condensed crap. Your body needs some vitamins, not a shitload of sodium. Roast up this bad motherfucker and elevate your soup game.
DON'T FUCKING START THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME DRIVE-THRU DECISIONSCOOK UP A BIG ASS BOWL OF HOPPIN' JOHN
Dec 29, '13

Hoppin’ John is not only a staple recipe for good fortune every New Year but it’s also a pretty solid fucking meal. Let’s put the superstitious shit aside for just a goddamn minute and appreciate the nutritional value of this savory son of a bitch. There’s enough protein and fiber in here to help you start the year off right. EAT BETTER. FEEL BETTER. FUCK LUCK.

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON BAKE A BATCH OF THESE SPICED SONS OF BITCHESFROSTED GINGERBREAD BITESSTOP EATING COOKIES SHAPED LIKE PEOPLE
Dec 23, '13

Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards? The sugar will keep you awake in case some son of a bitch tries sliding down your chimney in the middle of the night to pilfer your baked goods. NOT THIS YEAR, MOTHERFUCKER. 

'TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKER. WARM YOUR ASS UP WITH AGRAPEFRUIT HOT TODDY
Dec 20, '13
Yeah it’s cold as fuck outside but that’s no reason to fight over the thermostat. Instead, head to the kitchen and regulate your body temperature with this toasty toddy. GRAB A BIG ASS BLANKET AND POUR YOURSELF A GODDAMN HUG IN A MUG. 
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