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'TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKER. WARM YOUR ASS UP WITH AGRAPEFRUIT HOT TODDY
Dec 20, '13
Yeah it’s cold as fuck outside but that’s no reason to fight over the thermostat. Instead, head to the kitchen and regulate your body temperature with this toasty toddy. GRAB A BIG ASS BLANKET AND POUR YOURSELF A GODDAMN HUG IN A MUG. 
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PASS THE STUFFING
Nov 26, '13

MMM MMM MOTHERFUCKER. This slick ass side dish should keep everyone’s mouths stuffed without all the sodium in those shitty stovetop mixes. Don’t fuck around with that bland boxed bullshit because if everyone is sitting around the table chatting during Thanksgiving dinner, SOMEONE FUCKED UP.

NONE OF THIS GELATINOUS SADNESS. NOT THIS YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS. TRY SOMEHOMEMADE CRANBERRY SAUCE
Nov 19, '13

PUT DOWN THE FUCKING CAN OPENER. Trust me on this shit. Just look at the sugar content in that canned cranberry crap THEN check the serving size. GODDAMN RIGHT?! You and your loved ones deserve better than that red ribbed corn syrup.

THIS HOLIDAY SERVE SOME ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS WITH QUINOA & MOTHERFUCKIN CRANBERRIESSHAME THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER SIDE DISHES
Nov 14, '13

GET THAT SOUPY GREEN SHIT OUTTA HERE. C’mon, anybody showing up with that casserole from a can didn’t even fucking try. How about something much tastier that packs some actual nutrition in it? Bring this bastard to Thanksgiving and nobody is going to ask you to do the goddamn dishes.

BRUNCH YOUR ASS OFF WITH THE BREAKFAST TAMALE PIENOW PASS ME A MOTHERFUCKING MIMOSA I AIN'T DOING SHIT TODAY
Oct 20, '13

I DON'T REALLY GIVE A DAMN that you slept through breakfast. That’s no excuse to eat cold pizza wheneverthefuck you eventually drag your ass outta bed. You’re blurring meal times, nothing wrong with that. But don’t go wait in a fucking line at some pretentious restaurant that overcharges for breakfast food. Instead, cook up this filling motherfucker and give your stomach something worth waking up for. THIS SAVORY STACK OF PROTEIN & FIBER will keep you feeling FULL AS FUCK until Lunchtime. Grab a mimosa and BRUNCH LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. 

SWEET POTATOESDON'T BURY THEM UNDER FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS, WRAP THAT SHIT UP
Oct 17, '13

Sweet Potatoes have a shitload of antioxidants and betacarotene. I’m so goddamn tired of seeing sweet potatoes being served under an inch of marshmallows and butter. EVERY. FUCKING. FALL.  Don’t you realize there are vitamins in these naturally sweet sons of bitches? The beta-carotene in them alone will help keep your skin looking right and vision on point. What the fuck is the marshmallow fluff doing for you? NOT A GODDAMN THING.

 

STILL MAKING PANCAKES WITH PREMIXED POWDER?GRAB SOME PEACHES AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Sep 20, '13

Thug Kitchen and Cooking Comically teamed up to serve your ass some peach pancakes. 

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