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IS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE FUCKING FRIGHTFUL?GIVE YOUR TASTE BUDS SOMETHING GODDAMN DELIGHTFUL
Dec 12, '14

This winter why not treat yourself to something like a big mug of this holiday hottie? Or if you’re the generous type, throw a bunch of this mix in a jar, slap a fucking bow on it, and now you’ve got a cheap and tasty gift. If your friends bitch about getting hot chocolate as a present, you need some new fucking friends. New Year’s Resolution: GET FRIENDS WITH SOME DAMN TASTE.

QUIT USING MASHED POTATOES AS A CULINARY CRUTCHUPGRADE YOUR SPUDS MOTHERFUCKER
Nov 22, '14

Put down those mediocre mashed potatoes and pick up this superb side dish. Sure, a gratin is just a fancy sounding casserole but nobody will give a damn what the name is once they taste it. Everybody will be so busy eating that you might be able to escape the awkward small talk with your family. POTATOES, THE DELICIOUS BULLSHIT SILENCERS. 

FORGET THE FUCKING CAN OPENER. GRAB YOUR GODDAMN KNIFE ANDGET SERIOUS ABOUT SOUP
Nov 17, '14

It’s getting colder outside and you’re feel the urge for soup. But that sodium soaked, store-bought condensed can of crap you’ve been eating since you were a kid? That shit is just fancy salt water. Take charge of dinner and make yourself a big bowl of this fall-flavored motherfucker. It’s fat free, low in salt, and easy as hell to make. Save the store-bought canned bullshit for when you get snowed in and don’t want to eat cat food. It’s the only excuse to have that shit in your pantry. 

This recipe comes straight from our friends at Forks Over Knives. They've got more simple and healthy recipes in their latest book, The Forks Over Knives Plan, so be sure to check that shit out.
ALL YOU NEED IS FOUR FUCKING INGREDIENTS AND YOU'VE GOT THISCOCONUT CARAMEL DIP
Oct 28, '14

Don’t use Halloween as an excuse to count a big ass bag of mediocre candy as a snack. You know damn well that shit is just going to fuck with your stomach. Instead calm your cravings with this coconut caramel dip. It’s a sweet treat that goes great with apple slices or whatever the hell you dip in it.

Now go work on your fucking costume, that shit never looks half as good as you hoped. LOWER THOSE EXPECTATIONS. 

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN PUMPKIN PIE AND CARROT CAKEYOU GET THIS SHIT
Oct 02, '14

Forget buying some nasty ass scented candles to make it smell like Fall. Bake a batch of this badass bread and your place will smell dope as hell. Plus, you know, you get food and that’s always better than a fucking candle. 

YOU BET YOUR ASS THOSE ARE NECTARINES IN THEREYEAH THATS CRAZY, CRAZY FUCKING DELICIOUS
Sep 26, '14

Summer is winding down but there’s still some sweet produce left out there. Go grab some goddamn nectarines and make this pasta while you still can, before all-pumpkin-everything season starts.

 

SO DAMN GOODYOU SHOULD CHARGE YOUR FRIENDS A COVER
Aug 15, '14

There’s nothing wrong with a cold beer on a hot day but sometimes you’ve got to change shit up. Don’t let summer slip by without sipping on this refreshing son of a bitch. Plums, plucots, pluots, use whatthefuckever you can find. Any of these sweet ass stone fruits will work. Level up your libations, motherfucker. 

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