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YEAH I GROW THE SHIT OUTTA LETTUCECALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKTHUG KITCHEN, BITCHES
May 10, '13

ANYBODY CAN GRILL A FUCKING BURGER OR HOTDOG. Elevate your grilling game with something that simpleminded motherfuckers wouldn’t even consider. Grilling veggies is some classy shit and it only takes a few minutes. I am not talking about some played out portabella burger that tastes like a dirty sponge. Eggplant, artichokes, okra, lettuce: all that shit can be thrown on the grill and are in peak form during the spring and summer. People are guaranteed to come correct next time you invite them over. Raise the fucking bar and grill to impress.

MOTHERFUCKING LAVENDER LEMONADE CALM YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN LIKE A BOSSDRINK SOME FUCKING FLOWERS
May 09, '13

Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch right here. This is some good shit to make when you are feeling bougie as fuck. High-fructose corn syrup? Naw son, I don’t play that. Hit this with some vodka though, different story. Max relax.

PUT THAT NASTY STORE-BOUGHT MIX THE FUCK DOWN & GET THISSTRAWBERRY GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITANONE OF THAT ARTIFICIAL BULLSHIT IN HERE
May 03, '13

Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo? It’s one of my favorite holidays for bad decisions. This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40? WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? Artificial flavors? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don’t be serving up disrespectful drinks.

EAT A GODDAMN SALADUCK IT, EAT TEN & BRAG ABOUT IT
May 02, '13

You might make some friends with this shit here. Roasted strawberries and coconut flakes make this salad look classy as fuck but it’s still a choice delivery method for all that fiberand antioxidants. Make someroom on your plate for this nutritious motherfucker.

We did this with our friends at FoodBeast. Check their shit out. I’ve been reading dessert recipes over there for the last hour, I should probably get back to work.

NOM NOM FUCKING NOMSWEET POTATO JERKY DOG TREATS
Apr 28, '13

When I am in the kitchen all day cooking up new shit my dog just fucking stares at me.  She lays that guilt on thick. So when I’ve got a minute, I throw something together just for her. Sweet potato jerky is some easy shit to make, the fiber helps regulate her digestive system, and it’s not fucking expensive. You know I’m all about that simple-healthy-cheap living.

ROASTED CHICKPEA & BROCCOLI BURRITOGRUB LIKE A CHAMP NOT LIKE A CHUMP
Apr 25, '13

I was saving this shit for the upcoming cookbook but since it’s the most requested recipe, fuck it HERE YA GO. The Thug Kitchen RCB Burrito.

IT'S TACO TIME BITCHESPUT DOWN THE ZESTY CHEDDAR MCBURTACO. THESE SWEET CORNVELOPES OF FLAVOR GOT SWEET POTATOES WHICH PACK A FUCK TON OF POTASSIUM.
Apr 16, '13

THERE AIN'T NOTHING ZESTY ABOUT A DRIVE-THRU DIET.  Kick those Dorito-dusted cheese ditches to the curb and park your ass in the kitchen.  You don’t need those tacos misérables, TK has your back.

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