Recipes
Pumpkin French Toast Casserole
Oct 06, '17

You can get your pumpkin spice fix without fucking up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

Jackfruit
Banh Mi
Sep 22, '17

Yeah, yeah, yeah all you banh mi purists WE KNOW this is far from traditional BUT our version of this Vietnamese classic is so goddamn good that it might just ruin all future sandwiches for you. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

BLACK SESAME COLD NOODLES WITH SPRING VEGGIES
May 12, '17

SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles. Unless you’re a climate change denier then you can go eat a big bowl of dicks.

Chickpea and Dumpling Soup
Mar 15, '17

The fellas from Soup Weather podcast came by our kitchen and we talked about mushroom coffee, the Taco Bell wedding, pizza pheromones, and John Cena being a goddamn national treasure that speaks fluent Mandarin.

You can listen to episode 202 in all it's glory for free HERE and enjoy the featured recipe for Chickpea and Dumpling Soup from our first cookbook Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a Fuck below.

Now grab the stockpot and LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SOUP. 

Tex-Mex
Queso
Feb 03, '17

Michelle stopped by Hollywood Today Live to whip up some

nachos with Tex-Mex Queso from TK3: Fast as F*ck, you can

check that shit out HERE.

SO YOU CAN HUMBLE-BRAG TO COWORKERS THAT YOU HAD A SALAD FOR LUNCH WHEN YOU REALLY JUST ATE A BIG BOWL OF CARBS
Sep 21, '16

Why do coworkers always ask what you ate for lunch? What kinda weak ass office gossip is that? Yes my lunch was much better than yours, you nosey motherfucker. Let’s talk about each other’s seasonal depression instead of that burrito you just shoved in your face. LEVEL UP YOUR SMALL TALK PATRICK OR GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER IN HR. Anyways, here’s a recipe for a soba noodle salad that's so dope that it’s a worthy steal from the shared fridge. You’ve been warned. 

So damn goodyou'll never skip breakfast again
Jul 29, '16

How the fuck is Nature’s Valley still putting crumbs in bags and selling them as breakfast bars? Shit is disrespectful and a dry sponge would taste better than those crumb catastrophes. NOT OUR BARS. Perfect for on-the-go snacking and packed with fiber, these sweet sons of bitches won’t ever let you down. 

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