Meet pesto's cousin that spent a semester abroad, chimichurri. This is the kinda shit you wanna serve just so you can say "with a chimichurri sauce" and you sound fancy af. NOW GO IMPRESS SOMEONE USING THE POWER OF SAUCE.
Throw all ingredients together in a food processor or blender and let that fucker run until it looks kinda like a chunk pesto. If it’s getting a little stuck, add a tablespoon of water to get that shit going again. Drizzle over roasted veggies, as a dipping sauce for bread, or just drink it you fuckin monster.