Makes 4 responsibly sized drinks or 1 irresponsibly sized one
2 cups strawberries, fresh or frozen
1 whole lime, chopped
1 ½ cups water
6 ounces tequila
¼ cup sugar or your favorite sweetener*
2-4 cups ice
Toss the strawberries, lime, and water into a blender and let that run until everything looks chopped the fuck up. Throw in the tequila, sugar, and ice. Use 2 cups if you used frozen strawberries, 4 cups if you used fresh. Run the blender again until it looks smooth and well… like a motherfucking margarita. Serve right away with some salt around the rim if you’re into it.
* If you’re using really ripe fresh strawberries you might not need this. Your call though.