Recipes

Spinach And Squash Noodle Nests

If your potlucks are just dips and casseroles, it's time to upgrade. Whip up a batch of these next level noodle nests and shame the shit out of your friends' dishes. ANYONE BRINGING BEAN DIP YOU'RE GETTIN DISH DUTY FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT.

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Balsamic Herb Dipping Sauce

This is a signature sauce that takes zero effort or skill and makes a fast snack whether you're hosting or because it's 4pm and you realized you haven't eaten anything all day what is wrong with you grab some bread make some sauce and get that fuc

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Herb And Mushroom Stuffing

MMMM MOTHERFUCKER. This slick ass side dish should keep everyone’s mouths stuffed without all the sodium in those shitty stovetop mixes.

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Fresh Corn and Herb Pasta Salad

You know how you lied and said that you’d actually bring something to the party this time?  FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad?

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Fresh Herb Potato Salad

You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato salad. But don’t be a dick and buy that nasty shit at the store. Make this instead; it is cheap as fuck and super easy.

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