Recipes
Winter Squash Dinner Rolls
Bread baskets have long gone out of style in restaurants, but we’ll be damned if we let anyone besmirch the good name of dinner rolls.
THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS LASAGNA
Repurposing Thanksgiving leftovers in a sandwich is so damn predictable. When you're cramming cold chaos between a couple slices of bread just to eat over the kitchen sink, you've given up.
Cranberry and Quinoa Pilaf with Roasted Brussels Sprouts
"I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS" - someone who's never had our brussel sprouts
Cranberry Spritzer
Cranberry sauce is a holiday leftover that just keeps on givin. You can put that shit in a sandwich, mix it in a salad, or even a cocktail. So go rescue that cranberry sauce from the back of the fridge and GET LIT WITH LEFTOVERS.
Cremini Gravy
We don't need to sell y'all on gravy. This shit sells itself. Gravy is king of the holiday foods but great year-round on biscuits with some wilted greens. If you're lazy, just pour it on some toast.
Cranberry Sauce
PUT.THE.FUCKING.CAN.OPENER.DOWN. Trust us on this shit. Just look at the sugar content in that canned cranberry crap THEN check the serving size. GODDAMN RIGHT?!
Vegetable Potpies
Are you tired of spending every Thanksgiving watching your family shove their hands up a dead bird’s ass? If only there was a better way...