A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.
Don't wait for some rando to roll thru in musical van so that you can get an ice cream sandwich.
From award-winning author Michael W.
Every holiday season someone brings a dry ass veggie platter with ranch to an office party. Sad. But you'd never bring that to a party.
Eggplant is abundant as fuck this time of year so you can buy them on the cheap. Not sure what the hell to do with an eggplant? Grab that Grimace-looking son of a bitch and roast the shit out of it so you can whip together this dope dip.