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HOLD THE FUCK UP, ARE THOSE PEANUT TEMPEH SUMMER ROLLS?YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY ARE
Jun 27, '13

My girl and I were cleaning out the fridge and whipped up ten of these motherfuckers. What did you cook the last time you cleaned out your dirty ass fridge? A PICKLE AND KETCHUP SANDWICH? FUCK YOU. 

This was the very first post that started Thug Kitchen. I’ve been slammed with people asking me for the goddamn recipe, so here you go. It is a long one but fucking worth it. Peanut tempeh summer rolls 2.0 up in this bitch for Throwback Thursday. Enjoy that shit.

These sons of bitches are chock full of all kinds of healthy shit for you and tastes like a goddamn flavor explosion in your fucking mouth. You like burritos? Of course you do. Who the fuck doesn't? Then you'll love this shit right here. Wrap that shit up.

ITS HOTTER THAN FUCK OUTSIDECOOL DOWN WITH THESE SWEET SONS OF BITCHES
Jun 26, '13

Standing in front of an open fridge door ain't doing a damn thing. Cool your ass down with these sweet sons of bitches. Summer be sure to avoid frozen high fructose, artificial bullshit and fight swamp ass. Because there are two kinds of people in this world: people who get swamp ass and goddamn liars. Don’t sweat it though because Thug Kitchen has your back with real fruit popsicles. These are easy as fuck to make and it’s not like you’re too busy to freeze blended fruit.

WHO'S THE BADASS WHO BROUGHT PASTA SALAD?YOU AREEXPECT A SORE HAND FROM ALL THE HIGH FIVES COMING YOUR WAY
Jun 20, '13

You know how you lied and said that you’d actually bring something to the party this time?  FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad? Throw that shit away because it doesn’t even hold a candle to what you just brought to the table.  That zesty Italian dressing shit is played out.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH? IF IT WASN'T A SUMMER TEMPEH SAMMIETAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF AND RE-EVALUATE SOME SHIT
Jun 14, '13

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD SANDWICH? Well this here is a damn fine sandwich that I guarantee your taste buds would high five you if they could. I mean I’m no scientist, maybe they can high five. What the fuck do I know? SANDWICHES. That’s what I fucking know.

TOMATO SPREADHIT YOUR SANDWICH WITH SOME FUCKING FLAVOR, NOT SOME BROKEN PROMISES
Jun 14, '13

Spread some of this goodness on your next sandwich. It’s fucking delicious. And it lets you double up on your protein sources and cut down on the fat. Shit, don’t limit yourself to just sammies. This is a choice dip so grab some carrots and cucumbers. Afternoon snack: FUCKING DONE.

QUINOA OATMEAL HAS SO MUCH GODDAMN FIBER & PROTEIN, YOU'LL GO TO WORKAND PUNCH THE CLOCK IN THE FUCKING FACE
May 28, '13

Don’t give me that “I don’t eat breakfast” bullshit. It’s too early to be an asshole. The fiber in the oatmeal helps control your blood sugar and keeps you feeling full until lunch. The quinoa gives your morning a little extra protein because why the fuck not? Start your day right by owning the shit out of it. CARPE FUCKING DIEM.

DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR EATING A FUCKING BURGERGRAB ONE OF THESE HEALTHY HAND GRENADESSTART A DELICIOUS WAR WITH FLAVOR HATERS
May 24, '13

Next time someone tells you to eat more veggies, get down on these tiny motherfuckers. These low fat, high fiber sons of bitches are healthy as shit without sacrificing flavor. Trying to eat better? START WITH A FUCKING BURGER.

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