Strawberry Lime Margaritas

Makes 4 responsibly sized drinks or 1 irresponsibly sized one
Strawberry Lime Maragritas - Thug Kitchen

This drink’s got whole fruit and citrus so if anyone gives you shit for drinking more than one or four, just tell ‘em you’re getting your fiber then throw chips at them, yelling “IT’S NACHO FUCKING BUSINESS.”

2 cups strawberries, fresh or frozen
1 whole lime, chopped
1 ½ cups water
6 ounces tequila
¼ cup sugar or your favorite sweetener*
2-4 cups ice

Toss the strawberries, lime, and water into a blender and let that run until everything looks chopped the fuck up. Throw in the tequila, sugar, and ice. Use 2 cups if you used frozen strawberries, 4 cups if you used fresh. Run the blender again until it looks smooth and well… like a motherfucking margarita. Serve right away with some salt around the rim if you’re into it.

* If you’re using really ripe fresh strawberries you might not need this. Your call though. 

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