Lavender Lemonade

makes about 1 quart of chill the fuck out
Lavender Lemonade - Thug Kitchen

Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch right here. This is some good shit to make when you are feeling bougie as fuck. High-fructose corn syrup? Fuck no. Hit this with some vodka though, different story. Max relax.

5 cups of water
1/2 -3/4 cup sugar*
3/4 cup Meyer lemon or regular juice, about 6 lemons
juice of half a lime
4 sprigs of fresh lavender​

Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot. Add the sugar and simmer that shit on a low heat for about 5 minutes. Make sure to stir it on the regular. The sugar should be all dissolved in the water by now with no little fucking grains rolling around in there. Turn off the heat and stir in the lemon juice, lime juice, and lavender. Let it cool until it is around room temperature. Take the lavender pieces out but use a fucking spoon and not your fingers if you are going to serve that shit to other people.

Put the lemonade in the fridge to cool down all the way. Serve with lemon wedges and a pinch of dried lavender if you want it to look fucking impressive.

*Yeah, its fucking lemonade. without the sugar it is just real sour fucking water.

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