Doesn't matter how much money you got in the bank or what you've got parked in the garage BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEMADE FUDGE CHILLIN IN YOUR FRIDGE YOU'RE
There's two ways you can melt this motherfucker. You can melt it by either slowly heating it in the microwave in 25 second increments and stirring in between till it's all liquidy then adding the rest of the ingredients and stirring until it's all smooth. OR you build a double boiler like a boss. We always go boiler.
Grab a medium saucepan and fill it with an inch or two of water. Throw an all metal bowl on top of that, just make sure the whole mouth of the saucepan is covered and that the water inside isn’t touching the bottom of the bowl. Put this over a medium-low heat and add the chocolate chips and the rest of the ingredients into the bowl. The steam will melt the chips, just keep stirring the chocolate and trust the method. When the chocolate mixture looks all smooth turn off the heat. This should whole process should take about 3 minutes. Then build yourself a sundae. Or grab some fruit. It's fudge, just get a fuckin funnel.