Cranberry Spritzer
Cranberry sauce is a holiday leftover that just keeps on givin. You can put that shit in a sandwich, mix it in a salad, or even a cocktail. So go rescue that cranberry sauce from the back of the fridge and GET LIT WITH LEFTOVERS.
In a shaker or a big ass jar with a tight fitting lid combine the cranberry sauce, vodka, Cointreau, and citrus juice. Shake that shit together with some ice until it looks all mixed up and there aren’t any big clump of sauce. Pour the mixture through a strainer evenly between 2 glasses with some ice. Top each glass off with the tonic, again divided, and enjoy.
*leftovers, obvs.
Frosted Gingerbread Bites
Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards?
Potato and Swiss Chard Gratin
Put down those mediocre mashed potatoes and pick up this superb side dish. Sure, a gratin is just a fancy sounding casserole but nobody will give a damn what the name is once they taste it.
Sourdough Herb Stuffing
For the rest of us who enjoy stuffing that WASN’T cooked in a bird’s ass, carb load up with our Sourdough Herb Stuffing. You’ll need your energy to flip the table when Nana starts in on the election.