Balsamic Herb Dipping Sauce
This is a signature sauce that takes zero effort or skill and makes a fast snack whether you're hosting or because it's 4pm and you realized you haven't eaten anything all day what is wrong with you grab some bread make some sauce and get that fucking blood sugar back to normal you maniac.
Mix everything together in a low, wide bowl. Serve right away or let it sit at room temperature, covered, for up to 1 hour ahead of time.
Don’t start your New Year by eating some goddamn gut grenade. Instead dish up a bowl of this deliciousness; eating greens promises more money and noodles promise long life.