Naughty Sour

Servings
Makes 2 Drinks
Naughty Sour - Thug Kitchen

This holiday season don't just stay warm, PUT A ROARING FUCKING FIREPLACE IN YOUR GUT. BREATHE FIRE. SLAY THE HOLIDAYS. DRINK RESPONSIBLY BITCHES.

Ingredients
2 cups sparkling apple cider
½ cup bourbon
3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons maple syrup
Dash of cayenne pepper*
½ cup club soda
Directions

In a shaker or a big ass jar with a tight fitting lid combine the cider, bourbon, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup, and pepper. Shake that shit together with some ice until it looks all mixed up and there aren’t any big clump of sauce. Pour the mixture evenly between 2 glasses with some ice. Top each glass off with the club soda, again divided, and enjoy.

 

*Optional but loosen the fuck up and try it.

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