FRIENDLY REMINDER
EAT A FUCKIN SALAD
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Why the fuck does every recipe with "California" in the title really just somethin with avocado added? CALIFORNIA DOESN'T TASTE LIKE AVOCADOS. It tastes like sunshine and unreasonable rent.

CALIFORNIA CITRUS AND ALMOND SALAD

1 big ass salad, more than enough for 4-6 people

 

Dressing:

3 tablespoons rice vinegar

2 tablespoons toasted sesame oil

2 teaspoons minced fresh ginger

1 teaspoon maple syrup or your favorite liquid sweetener

 

 

1 bunch of kale cut into strips, about 4 cups

½ teaspoon salt

1 small head of romaine, cut into strips, about 4 cups

¾ cup green onions, sliced, about 3 steams of those guys

¼ cup chopped cilantro

2 cups of oranges slices, about 2 oranges worth

1 cup toasted almonds

an avocado, sliced

 

First let's make the dressing: throw those ingredients in a cup like a coffee mug would work and stir that shit. Put that in the fridge until it’s go time.

Put the kale in a big ass bowl and sprinkle it with the salt. Now get in there with your hands and just massage that shit around for about a minute. The salt is gonna help break down the kale a little so that fibrous fucker isn’t so tough to chew.

Add the romaine, green onions, and cilantro. Drizzle in the dressing and toss until everything looks all coated. Fold in the orange slices, almonds, avocado if you’re using it and then taste. Add more vinegar, cilantro, almonds, whatever the fuck you think it needs then serve immediately. 

California Citrus Almond Salad
California Citrus Almond Salad
California Citrus Almond Salad
FRIENDLY REMINDER
EAT A FUCKIN SALAD
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