Posted by Tk Team

Alfredo should NEVER be bought. This is prob the easiest, simplest, and classiest sauce to make at home. It's usually got a shitload of fat tho, which is just unnecessary especially if you're pourin it over carbs. Our alfredo packs pure flavor without the weight so you can double your carb intake. YOU'RE WELCOME.


makes about 1 ¾ cup sauce


3 tablespoons non dairy butter or olive oil

3 tablespoons flour

⅓ cup minced almonds

3 cloves of garlic, minced

2 teaspoons nooch

2 cups unsweetened, plain almond milk

2 teaspoons braggs

Dash of cayenne

Salt and pepper to taste

½ cup parsley, minced

Pound of cooked pasta 

In a small sauce pan, melt the butter over a medium heat. Whisk in the flour until it starts to look like playdough. Let it kinda brown a little like this, about 2 more minutes, then whisk in the almonds, garlic, and nooch. It gonna look a little chunky right now, don’t stress. Now SLOWLY whisk in the almond milk and braggs, SLOWLY GODDAMNIT, using just a little at a time so that the sauce stays smooth. Add the cayenne, salt and pepper until it tastes right by you. Toss together with parsley and cooked pasta and serve that mess o’ carbs immediately.


Alfredo Sauce
Alfredo Sauce
Alfredo Sauce