You Really Fucking Need Water
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Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I always drink one glass of water before each meal and another glass right after. Shit, that’s almost all the water you need in a day.

Feeling tired? Got a headache? Nauseous? Fuck those Rx commercials with their crazy ass side effects, drinking more water is the cheapest way to feel better. I drink mine straight but if you’re fancy as fuck then toss in some lemon, mint leaves, lime, cucumber, lemongrass. I don’t give a good goddamn, JUST DRINK IT.

You should hydrate, motherfucker. Drink some goddamn water. It's fucking free.
You Really Fucking Need Water
You should hydrate, motherfucker. Drink some goddamn water. It's fucking free.
You Really Fucking Need Water
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