Why do coworkers always ask what you ate for lunch? What kinda weak ass office gossip is that? Yes my lunch was much better than yours, you nosey motherfucker. Let’s talk about each other’s seasonal depression instead of that burrito you just shoved in your face. LEVEL UP YOUR SMALL TALK PATRICK OR GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER IN HR. Anyways, here’s a recipe for a soba noodle salad that's so dope that it’s a worthy steal from the shared fridge. You’ve been warned.Read more
Think all green dips must be guacamole? Grab some peas and broaden your goddamn dip horizon with a batch of this green goodness- it’s packed with protein and a fuckload of fiber. Peas aren't the sexiest veggie in the store but they are cheap as shit and available year-round on the freezer aisle. Let these little green bastards help you be the envy of everyone else's stagnant snacking.Read more
Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day with your significant other or your own sexy self, you’ve gotta fucking eat. But skip the expensive-ass restaurant and predictable chocolate covered whatever. Give yourself or someone special the gift of a food coma with this pasta. True love means sweatpants are always a dress code option.Read more
Clear room on the grill for these stuffed sons of bitches. They pack a lot more flavor and nutrition than some lazy, played-out veggie kebabs. This shit is loaded: Beta-Carotene, Vitamin C, Fiber and B Vitamins. And that's just the goddamn peppers. And no, you don’t eat the stem; you throw it at whoeverthefuck brought veggie kebabs.Read more
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD SANDWICH? Well this here is a damn fine sandwich that I guarantee your taste buds would high five you if they could. I mean I’m no scientist, maybe they can high five. What the fuck do I know? SANDWICHES. That’s what I fucking know.
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.Read more
You might make some friends with this shit here. Roasted strawberries and coconut flakes make this salad look classy as fuck but it’s still a choice delivery method for all that fiberand antioxidants. Make someroom on your plate for this nutritious motherfucker.
We did this with our friends at FoodBeast. Check their shit out. I’ve been reading dessert recipes over there for the last hour, I should probably get back to work.Read more