Recipes
BASMATI STUFFED GRILLED PEPPERSARE THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKING HOTPOCKETS
Jul 22, '13

Clear room on the grill for these stuffed sons of bitches. They pack a lot more flavor and nutrition than some lazy, played-out veggie kebabs. This shit is loaded: Beta-Carotene, Vitamin C, Fiber and B Vitamins. And that's just the goddamn peppers. And no, you don’t eat the stem; you throw it at whoeverthefuck brought veggie kebabs.

HOT DAMN TRY SOME BUFFALO FALAFELCRUSH HUNGER, BREATHE FIRE
Jul 12, '13

BUFFALO HAVE BALLS NOT WINGS, so you know this meal is legit. When was the last time you had a kick in the fucking taste buds? These spicy sons of bitches are high in heat but low in fat because they’re baked not fried. So grab a cold drink and a fist full of celery, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING NEED'EM.

NO TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST?FUCKING CHUG THIS STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE. SUCCESS TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES
Jul 09, '13

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning. Get to work. Get Promoted. Get Paid.

SERIOUSLY THIS HEAT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUSDRINK SOME CITRUS SPIKED ICED TEA
Jul 02, '13

NO SHIT IT'S HOT, IT'S FUCKING JULY. Pull yourself together, go find some shade, and kick back with Thug Kitchen’s citrus iced tea. Guaranteed to refresh your attitude and show your BBQ guests that you’ve got shit figured out. Even if you don’t.

HOLD THE FUCK UP, ARE THOSE PEANUT TEMPEH SUMMER ROLLS?YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY ARE
Jun 27, '13

My girl and I were cleaning out the fridge and whipped up ten of these motherfuckers. What did you cook the last time you cleaned out your dirty ass fridge? A PICKLE AND KETCHUP SANDWICH? FUCK YOU. 

This was the very first post that started Thug Kitchen. I’ve been slammed with people asking me for the goddamn recipe, so here you go. It is a long one but fucking worth it. Peanut tempeh summer rolls 2.0 up in this bitch for Throwback Thursday. Enjoy that shit.

These sons of bitches are chock full of all kinds of healthy shit for you and tastes like a goddamn flavor explosion in your fucking mouth. You like burritos? Of course you do. Who the fuck doesn't? Then you'll love this shit right here. Wrap that shit up.

ITS HOTTER THAN FUCK OUTSIDECOOL DOWN WITH THESE SWEET SONS OF BITCHES
Jun 26, '13

Standing in front of an open fridge door ain't doing a damn thing. Cool your ass down with these sweet sons of bitches. Summer be sure to avoid frozen high fructose, artificial bullshit and fight swamp ass. Because there are two kinds of people in this world: people who get swamp ass and goddamn liars. Don’t sweat it though because Thug Kitchen has your back with real fruit popsicles. These are easy as fuck to make and it’s not like you’re too busy to freeze blended fruit.

WHO'S THE BADASS WHO BROUGHT PASTA SALAD?YOU AREEXPECT A SORE HAND FROM ALL THE HIGH FIVES COMING YOUR WAY
Jun 20, '13

You know how you lied and said that you’d actually bring something to the party this time?  FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad? Throw that shit away because it doesn’t even hold a candle to what you just brought to the table.  That zesty Italian dressing shit is played out.

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