1. good nutrition ain’t just for a thug. on a hot day, my pup enjoys the fuck outta some frozen peas. they are just one of many veggies that are suitable for dogs to eat mixed in with their diet. it’s a healthy treat and helps make her coat shiny as fuck. do some research on your pet’s diet. check what kind of shit they are putting in the food you buy for your pet; if corn or corn starch are the first ingredients, throw that right in the garbage where it belongs. that shit is not good for them.

    I know what you’re thinking, “man, that healthy pet food is mad expensive though” and then I’m gonna ask how much money you spent on your own food just this week alone? then ask if you give a fuck about your pet, because they can’t choose what they eat, you do. personally I’d rather be broke as fuck and have a healthy pet that loves me like cray. money ain’t shit next to that.

    my dog is so fucking healthy that when we go to the vet, the vet pays me. real talk.


  2. you can still stuff your face with all the burritos you want, just think about what the fuck you put in it. stay home and make yourself a healthy ass burrito and stop supporting those punk bitches at Chipotle. their food is garbage and overpriced. I don’t know why they bother asking people what they want in their burrito, because that shit is going to be full of rice whenever they’re done with it anyways.

    yeah I said it, Chipotle makes rice burritos; they are flavor haters.


  3. Take a gander at this shit right here, it’s an MRI of broccoli.

    Broccoli contains a fucking ridiculously high amount of potassium, which maintains a boss nervous system and keeps your brain at the top of it’s game.


  4. did you think grills were for meat only? that’s the kind of narrow-ass minded thinking that makes you believe there is any nutrition in a fucking hot dog.

    that’s all pig lips and assholes, man.


  5. some days I just go hard as fuck at the gym, that’s why thug kitchen keeps avocados stocked. not to mention all the other bad ass health benefits you get from this tasty mother fucker, like lowering the shit out of your triglycerides and raising your HDL. not to mention the fucking carotenoid lutein that helps prevent eye sight degeneration and cataracts. how about all the fucking folates in avocados that lower the risk of stroke? this shit also inhibits cancer growth.

    fuck this, I’m making a sandwich.

    seriously though, mayo is fuckin nasty. ain’t nothing in there for nobody. ugh.


  6. Cherry tomatoes are little bursts of deliciousness that protect the fuck out of your prostate. Eat them or let your dick fall off, I don’t give a fuck.