Grapefruit Guacamole
May 14, '13
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You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. The vitamin C keeps your immune system up while you grub down. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE. 

Grapefruit Guacamole

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart.

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Can't cook? No problem. Mash motherfucker grapefruit guacamole
Grapefruit Guacamole
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Can't cook? No problem. Mash motherfucker grapefruit guacamole
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