Recipes
Sweet Relief Smoothie
This smoothie, from the lovely ladies at Simple Green Smoothies, tastes like a creamsicle but without all motherfucking food dye and cor
Badass Bean Dip
What’s a party without a super bowl of bean dip? But don’t buy some sorry ass pop-top dip at the store, that shit looks like some damn cat food.
Hoppin John
Hoppin’ John is not only a staple recipe for good fortune every New Year but it’s also a pretty solid fucking meal.
Coconut Caramel Dip
Don’t use Halloween as an excuse to count a big ass bag of mediocre candy as a snack. You know damn well that shit is just going to fuck with your stomach. Instead calm your cravings with this coconut caramel dip.
Sweet Potato Jerky Dog Treats
Sweet potato jerky is some easy shit to make, the fiber helps regulate your pup’s digestive system, and it’s not fucking expensive. Plus they love it.
Buffalo Falafel
BUFFALO HAVE BALLS NOT WINGS, so you know this meal is legit. When was the last time you had a kick in the fucking taste buds? These spicy sons of bitches are high in heat but low in fat because they’re baked not fried.
Watermelon Cucumber Slushie
If you’ve gone all summer without drinking a single slushie, take the rest of the day off and whip up this refreshing motherfucker right here.